[LEAKED] On his New year eve speech, Modi to attribute the idea of Demonetisation to Bhairavaa’s Pattaya Kelappu song

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New Delhi: Prime Minister Narendra Modi is all set to address the nation on the New Year’s Eve. This speech has garnered much expectations, because this is his second direct address to the nation after his iconic November 8 speech announcing Demonetisation.

However, this announcement is going to be ironic, provided the fact that Vijay had claimed that demonetisation is disastrous for common people. Will the 'Kaththi' actor retract his speech after he gets to know that Demonetisation is his brain-child?

However, this announcement is going to be ironic, provided the fact that Vijay had claimed that demonetisation is disastrous for common people. Will the ‘Kaththi’ actor retract his speech after he gets to know that Demonetisation is his brain-child?

With bars set high and bars setting new rules for getting high, Unreal Times has in its possession, the script of today’s speech of Modi. Our investigative journalist, Raavul Vawwaal who has fully read the leaked script of Modi’s speech, said, “The speech is set to be the most hottest thing that is about to sweep India in 2016. The Speech of Last Supper. Or is it going to be the Speech of Lost Supper for Indians?”

He continued, “Tamilnadu finds a special place in this speech. Actually, Modi attributes the idea of Demonetisation to a Tamil song. The song seems to be titled ‘Pattaya Kelappu‘ and features in an upcoming film called ‘Bhairavaa'”

We were shocked when he revealed the names. But Vawwaal continued, “Modi claims that IlayaThalapathy Vijay met him at at his residence during the end of October. During that visit, Vijay, the protagonist of Bhairavaa had reportedly sung few lines from the Pattaya Kelappu song to Modi. Later, Vijay had went on to explain the lyrics of the song to PM. It was on that day, Modi had got his Eureka moment. He immediately had convened cabinet meeting and had proposed the idea of demonetisation, which RBI and Jaitley were glad to accept and implement. Thus, started the huge storm called Demonetisation.”

Raavul Vawwal then revealed the lines from the song which had influenced Modi to take such a dangerous step.

“Kattu katta Sertha Note-u Kattu
Verum Poottu Potu Kedakku
Paravaikellam Oru vangi Illai
Adhu Pattiniya Kedakku”

Meaning: Hoarded Currency notes are being kept locked. Birds do not have banks, but are they in hunger?

“Rendaayiram Aanda Vaazha Pora
Summa Pootti Vachi Edhukku”

Meaning: Why have you kept your money locked, when you are not going to live for 2000 years?

Vawwal added, “In his speech, Modi has went on to deeply explain the birds and banks connection and reveals that e-payment is the future and our citizens, like those birds, need not visit banks. He also claims that he got the idea for 2000 Rupee notes from this Bhairavaa song. He later praises the crew of Bhairavaa and Vijay for leading the country with new ideas.”

Meanwhile, Vijay fans had started putting up banners claiming that Modi will endorse Vijay as CM Candidate of BJP for TamilNadu. Experts assure that this is just a knee-jerk reaction to news reports of Ajith being declared as CM of TN following Jayalalithaa’s death.